Books that I would gladly adapt into TV shows and Movies if given the chance
Tierney better use “KBG” or I will scream. Continue reading Dear Jacob Tierney, Please Accept These Music Suggestions for the Upcoming Season of “Heated Rivalry” (Except I’m Not Good at Suggesting Music)
The next time Halloween rolls around this movie better be on everyone’s watchlist Continue reading I Need “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice” So Here Are My Ideas for It
In a few days, I’ll be traveling to Europe to check out the various Christmas markets and maybe even visit a chocolate factory or two. When my friends suggested that this could be the beginning of my own Hallmark movie (aka something I know far too much about), I had a few ideas for what that might look like. And because I’m a hack, I had ChatGPT work with me to write out this Hallmark-style Christmas movie in which I have a romance with a very familiar-looking figure.
Note: I set the parameters for this story but have not edited it beyond changing a few names, because I want to preserve the purity of ChatGPT’s lunacy. If you want to know what changes I would make to improve this story, drop a comment below and I’ll leave a few script-doctor notes. Also, the following is not in any way an endorsement of Lindt Chocolate, which I personally refuse to buy because of their troubled history with harvesting cocoa beans.
*Mrs. Claus by Christmas*
Continue reading “Enjoy This Original Christmas Tale that is Not Self-Insert Hallmark Fanfiction”
Oh, and RuPaul voices the alien mothership. This casting choice has no bearing on the plot, but I think it should further incentivize people to watch Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 3. Continue reading I Was Wrong About Disney’s “Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 3.” Yay!
Dear Netflix, please make this your next project. Continue reading “The Gargoyle” Broke My Heart and Then Stapled it Back Together
Disclaimer: I own nothing. “Ice Planet Barbarians” is a book series written by Ruby Dixon, and I am just a weird person who got obsessed. I do think it would be a great TV show and that’s why I’m writing about it, as well as spending too much time working on a fancast for the full cast. Pretty much everything below is fanfiction and at … Continue reading Adding LGBTQ+ Representation to “Ice Planet Barbarians: The TV Show”
Disclaimer: Ruby Dixon is the author of the Ice Planet Barbarians series, and thus owns this property. Everything I’m doing is basically fanfiction. For the sake of this project, I am pretending to be a showrunner for the Ice Planet Barbarians series (because I think it should be a TV show), and I’m making casting choices based on that. Sadly, there are no current plans … Continue reading “Ice Planet Barbarians: The TV Show” Full Fancast
Do you want Ice Planet Barbarians to be a tv show as much as I do? Cool! Check out my fancast for the first six (technically seven) couples. Continue reading “Ice Planet Barbarians: The TV Show” Fancast
I fancast Georgie and Vektal from Ruby Dixon’s “Ice Planet Barbarians” and then go on a tangent about ageism Continue reading Trouble With My “Ice Planet Barbarian” Fancast: The Accidental Ageist
Ruby Dixon’s “Ice Planet Barbarians” series could and should be a TV show. Read more about how I would adapt it. Continue reading Ice Planet Barbarians Should Be a TV Show
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