The Teletubbies are the Eloi from H.G. Wells’ “The Time Machine”
My favorite conspiracy theory Continue reading The Teletubbies are the Eloi from H.G. Wells’ “The Time Machine”
Category: Children’s Media
“Cow and Chicken” Lied to Me and I Believed It For Years
Submarines don’t have parachutes. I think. Continue reading “Cow and Chicken” Lied to Me and I Believed It For Years
I Was Wrong About Disney’s “Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 3.” Yay!
Oh, and RuPaul voices the alien mothership. This casting choice has no bearing on the plot, but I think it should further incentivize people to watch Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 3. Continue reading I Was Wrong About Disney’s “Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 3.” Yay!
Movies to Watch Instead of the Same Disney Films (Renaissance Edition)
You can watch the same Disney Renaissance films over and over again, or you could watch something a little different and spice up your life Continue reading Movies to Watch Instead of the Same Disney Films (Renaissance Edition)
Please Stop Expecting Anything Impressive From Me
Sorry about your expectations, bro Continue reading Please Stop Expecting Anything Impressive From Me
Tomm Moore’s Irish Folklore Trilogy is a Masterpiece
Treat yourself to a beautiful trilogy the next time you’re in the mood for something cute and animated Continue reading Tomm Moore’s Irish Folklore Trilogy is a Masterpiece
5 Cozy Shows to Watch on a Rainy Day
Going outside is the worst, so why not stay in with a few nice shows instead? Continue reading 5 Cozy Shows to Watch on a Rainy Day
Walt Disney Pictures Makes Bad Movies
I hate Disney live-action remakes for raising my hopes and then crushing them Continue reading Walt Disney Pictures Makes Bad Movies
5 Stupid Movies That I Love
Do you like stupid movies? Damn it, so do I. Here are five of my favorites. Continue reading 5 Stupid Movies That I Love
I Love the “Little House on the Prairie” Books But They Did Not Age Well
How do you react when something you love dearly ages badly? Continue reading I Love the “Little House on the Prairie” Books But They Did Not Age Well
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