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The next time Halloween rolls around this movie better be on everyone’s watchlist Continue reading I Need “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice” So Here Are My Ideas for It
The next time Halloween rolls around this movie better be on everyone’s watchlist Continue reading I Need “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice” So Here Are My Ideas for It
A few weeks back, a friend and I went to catch a late-night showing of the 2024 animated film, “Flow.” “Flow,” was created by Latvian director Gints Zilbalodis and co-written by Zilbalodis and Matīss Kaža. The film is an incredible artistic achievement because the creators rendered it entirely using free, open-source animation software called “Blender,” making a bold statement about the value of a strong artistic … Continue reading I’m So Upset “The Wild Robot” Lost Best Animated Feature
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In a few days, I’ll be traveling to Europe to check out the various Christmas markets and maybe even visit a chocolate factory or two. When my friends suggested that this could be the beginning of my own Hallmark movie (aka something I know far too much about), I had a few ideas for what that might look like. And because I’m a hack, I had ChatGPT work with me to write out this Hallmark-style Christmas movie in which I have a romance with a very familiar-looking figure.
Note: I set the parameters for this story but have not edited it beyond changing a few names, because I want to preserve the purity of ChatGPT’s lunacy. If you want to know what changes I would make to improve this story, drop a comment below and I’ll leave a few script-doctor notes. Also, the following is not in any way an endorsement of Lindt Chocolate, which I personally refuse to buy because of their troubled history with harvesting cocoa beans.
*Mrs. Claus by Christmas*
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