There Is Only One Movie And It Is “Brittany Runs a Marathon”
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Brittany might inspire Bean to run a marathon, but I’ll need at least a trilogy before I consider it Continue reading There Is Only One Movie And It Is “Brittany Runs a Marathon”
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In a few days, I’ll be traveling to Europe to check out the various Christmas markets and maybe even visit a chocolate factory or two. When my friends suggested that this could be the beginning of my own Hallmark movie (aka something I know far too much about), I had a few ideas for what that might look like. And because I’m a hack, I had ChatGPT work with me to write out this Hallmark-style Christmas movie in which I have a romance with a very familiar-looking figure.
Note: I set the parameters for this story but have not edited it beyond changing a few names, because I want to preserve the purity of ChatGPT’s lunacy. If you want to know what changes I would make to improve this story, drop a comment below and I’ll leave a few script-doctor notes. Also, the following is not in any way an endorsement of Lindt Chocolate, which I personally refuse to buy because of their troubled history with harvesting cocoa beans.
*Mrs. Claus by Christmas*
Continue reading “Enjoy This Original Christmas Tale that is Not Self-Insert Hallmark Fanfiction”
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