Dear “Caramelo”: What the Hell?
Movies can either be about dogs or cancer, but not both. Continue reading Dear “Caramelo”: What the Hell?
Movies can either be about dogs or cancer, but not both. Continue reading Dear “Caramelo”: What the Hell?
You’re more than just a goof. You’re my goof. Continue reading Why Be Depressed When You Can Watch “A Goofy Movie”?
Sometimes the key to happiness is keeping an open mind Continue reading Why You Should Give Disney’s Live-Action “Snow White” a Chance
Oh no a moment of cynical superiority turned into one of sincere joy Continue reading The “X-Men” Being Part of the MCU Makes My Dislike More Complicated
A few weeks back, a friend and I went to catch a late-night showing of the 2024 animated film, “Flow.” “Flow,” was created by Latvian director Gints Zilbalodis and co-written by Zilbalodis and Matīss Kaža. The film is an incredible artistic achievement because the creators rendered it entirely using free, open-source animation software called “Blender,” making a bold statement about the value of a strong artistic … Continue reading I’m So Upset “The Wild Robot” Lost Best Animated Feature
I just want to see Laura and Monster go into an Ikea together. Is that too much to ask? Continue reading How Dare “Your Monster” Leave Me Hanging Like This
If a movie takes place during Christmas then it’s a Christmas movie Continue reading “Nosferatu” is a Wonderful Christmastide Movie to Ruin Your 12th Night
To my friends who watch Hallmark movies with me, you’re the real ones Continue reading Stop Acting Like You’re Too Good for Hallmark
I need more fanfiction, I need a miniseries adaption, and I need a sequel to the Hallmark movie starring the original actors. Continue reading Hallmark’s “The Magic of Ordinary Days” Has Me in a Chokehold
If Disney didn’t want me to write this then they shouldn’t have made King Magnifico look like Evil Captain Pike Continue reading Disney’s “Wish” Was Bad Enough to Make Me a King Magnifico Apologist