Hey Parents, Have You Tried Telling Your Annoying Kids About Krampus?
Should I give more parenting advice? Continue reading Hey Parents, Have You Tried Telling Your Annoying Kids About Krampus?
Tag: Horror
“Velma Meets the Original Velma” is Worth the Sleep Loss
Nothing like a little cosmic horror before bedtime Continue reading “Velma Meets the Original Velma” is Worth the Sleep Loss
How Dare “Your Monster” Leave Me Hanging Like This
I just want to see Laura and Monster go into an Ikea together. Is that too much to ask? Continue reading How Dare “Your Monster” Leave Me Hanging Like This
“Nosferatu” is a Wonderful Christmastide Movie to Ruin Your 12th Night
If a movie takes place during Christmas then it’s a Christmas movie Continue reading “Nosferatu” is a Wonderful Christmastide Movie to Ruin Your 12th Night
Renesmee Ruined Twilight
I explain how Renesmee, the dumbest character ever, tanked the entire Twilight series (according to my 15-year-old self) Continue reading Renesmee Ruined Twilight
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