Why Be Depressed When You Can Watch “A Goofy Movie”?
You’re more than just a goof. You’re my goof. Continue reading Why Be Depressed When You Can Watch “A Goofy Movie”?
Tag: Disney
Why You Should Give Disney’s Live-Action “Snow White” a Chance
Sometimes the key to happiness is keeping an open mind Continue reading Why You Should Give Disney’s Live-Action “Snow White” a Chance
The “X-Men” Being Part of the MCU Makes My Dislike More Complicated
Oh no a moment of cynical superiority turned into one of sincere joy Continue reading The “X-Men” Being Part of the MCU Makes My Dislike More Complicated
Disney’s “Wish” Was Bad Enough to Make Me a King Magnifico Apologist
If Disney didn’t want me to write this then they shouldn’t have made King Magnifico look like Evil Captain Pike Continue reading Disney’s “Wish” Was Bad Enough to Make Me a King Magnifico Apologist
You Better Appreciate This List of 10 Christmas Specials Because I Spent Too Much Time Researching Them
This is basically my life’s work Continue reading You Better Appreciate This List of 10 Christmas Specials Because I Spent Too Much Time Researching Them
10 More Science Fiction Movies to Make You Believe in Love
One of these movies will make you feel something Continue reading 10 More Science Fiction Movies to Make You Believe in Love
Bury Me with a DVD of “The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2”
I really like this movie, okay?! Continue reading Bury Me with a DVD of “The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2”
Please Stop Expecting Anything Impressive From Me
Sorry about your expectations, bro Continue reading Please Stop Expecting Anything Impressive From Me
Walt Disney Pictures Makes Bad Movies
I hate Disney live-action remakes for raising my hopes and then crushing them Continue reading Walt Disney Pictures Makes Bad Movies
Disney’s “Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 3” Looks Terrible. I’m So Excited To Watch It!
I talk about the first two Z-O-M-B-I-E-S movies and make weak excuses for loving them as much as I do Continue reading Disney’s “Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 3” Looks Terrible. I’m So Excited To Watch It!
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