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Dear “Caramelo”: What the Hell?
Movies can either be about dogs or cancer, but not both. Continue reading Dear “Caramelo”: What the Hell?
Caffeine Ruined My Life (Because I Let It)
Caffeine is a popular stimulant known for its energizing effects, but it’s also trash for your sleep quality, which means the next morning you’ll find yourself craving more of that sweet, sweet drug, which will ruin your sleep quality again, and on and on the wheel of withdrawal continues. Continue reading Caffeine Ruined My Life (Because I Let It)
No, Reading “Hatchet” Did Not Bring Me Closer to My Mom
I revisited one of her favorite books and wish it had been a little different. Continue reading No, Reading “Hatchet” Did Not Bring Me Closer to My Mom
I’m So Upset “The Wild Robot” Lost Best Animated Feature
A few weeks back, a friend and I went to catch a late-night showing of the 2024 animated film, “Flow.” “Flow,” was created by Latvian director Gints Zilbalodis and co-written by Zilbalodis and Matīss Kaža. The film is an incredible artistic achievement because the creators rendered it entirely using free, open-source animation software called “Blender,” making a bold statement about the value of a strong artistic … Continue reading I’m So Upset “The Wild Robot” Lost Best Animated Feature
“Junior” Should Have Won Every Oscar in 1994
“Pregnant man movie becomes new favorite” was not on my 2025 bingo card Continue reading “Junior” Should Have Won Every Oscar in 1994
I’m Replacing All the AI-Generated Images on Happy Hagfish With My Own Terrible Artwork
There were very few but it’s the principle of the matter Continue reading I’m Replacing All the AI-Generated Images on Happy Hagfish With My Own Terrible Artwork
Holidays to Observe in 2025 (And Beyond)
There Is Only One Movie And It Is “Brittany Runs a Marathon”
Brittany might inspire Bean to run a marathon, but I’ll need at least a trilogy before I consider it Continue reading There Is Only One Movie And It Is “Brittany Runs a Marathon”
My “Wicked” Viewing Experience Was A Horrendible Disrespectation (AKA It Sucked Real Hard)
In which I complain about an expensive night out Continue reading My “Wicked” Viewing Experience Was A Horrendible Disrespectation (AKA It Sucked Real Hard)