Goodbye For Now, Yaiyai
I wrote a post about losing my Yaiyai while also very sick Continue reading Goodbye For Now, Yaiyai
I wrote a post about losing my Yaiyai while also very sick Continue reading Goodbye For Now, Yaiyai
Brittany might inspire Bean to run a marathon, but I’ll need at least a trilogy before I consider it Continue reading There Is Only One Movie And It Is “Brittany Runs a Marathon”
Food, glorious food Continue reading 5 Snacks From Amsterdam That Need to Come to the US
In a few days, I’ll be traveling to Europe to check out the various Christmas markets and maybe even visit a chocolate factory or two. When my friends suggested that this could be the beginning of my own Hallmark movie (aka something I know far too much about), I had a few ideas for what that might look like. And because I’m a hack, I had ChatGPT work with me to write out this Hallmark-style Christmas movie in which I have a romance with a very familiar-looking figure.
Note: I set the parameters for this story but have not edited it beyond changing a few names, because I want to preserve the purity of ChatGPT’s lunacy. If you want to know what changes I would make to improve this story, drop a comment below and I’ll leave a few script-doctor notes. Also, the following is not in any way an endorsement of Lindt Chocolate, which I personally refuse to buy because of their troubled history with harvesting cocoa beans.
*Mrs. Claus by Christmas*
Continue reading “Enjoy This Original Christmas Tale that is Not Self-Insert Hallmark Fanfiction”
In which I complain about an expensive night out Continue reading My “Wicked” Viewing Experience Was A Horrendible Disrespectation (AKA It Sucked Real Hard)
I recently moved back to the Bay Area, and my sister, Bean, coerced me into getting ClassPass. I’ll answer all your burning questions about the app so you can make an informed decision. How Much Does ClassPass Cost?: It depends. My plan is $89 a month for 43 credits, but there are other plans, many of which are more expensive, which I’ve included below. A … Continue reading If You Live in a City Big Enough to Need an Airport, Then Classpass is Worth It
I expect you to watch all of these on your next sick day Continue reading Why List 30 Things When I Could List 30 Movies That Make Me (and You) Happy?
The Robot Chicken himself does not make an appearance in this list, either Continue reading 10 More Robot Chicken Clips Contributing to the Putrefaction of My Soul
Oh what a fun life I live Continue reading The Unexpected Silver Linings of My Senior Dog’s Horrible Horrible Sickness
I regret to inform you that I was influenced Continue reading Silky Gem Crystal Candy is a Flop