Hey Parents, Have You Tried Telling Your Annoying Kids About Krampus?
Should I give more parenting advice? Continue reading Hey Parents, Have You Tried Telling Your Annoying Kids About Krampus?
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Dear “Caramelo”: What the Hell?
Movies can either be about dogs or cancer, but not both. Continue reading Dear “Caramelo”: What the Hell?
I Love the Holidays, So Why Am I Freaking Out?
The holidays are coming whether you like them or not Continue reading I Love the Holidays, So Why Am I Freaking Out?
No, Reading “Hatchet” Did Not Bring Me Closer to My Mom
I revisited one of her favorite books and wish it had been a little different. Continue reading No, Reading “Hatchet” Did Not Bring Me Closer to My Mom
I Swear I’m Crying Because of Allergies, Not Because It’s Mother’s Day
I’m not listening to “Baby Mine” and sobbing so stop asking Continue reading I Swear I’m Crying Because of Allergies, Not Because It’s Mother’s Day
Am I Deranged for Prefering the American Version of “Ghosts” to the Original British Show?
We all have our bad tastes Continue reading Am I Deranged for Prefering the American Version of “Ghosts” to the Original British Show?
Why Be Depressed When You Can Watch “A Goofy Movie”?
You’re more than just a goof. You’re my goof. Continue reading Why Be Depressed When You Can Watch “A Goofy Movie”?
Should I Quit My Job to Make Ugly Renditions of My Friends’ Pets?
I don’t want to work unless it involves drawing pet photos Continue reading Should I Quit My Job to Make Ugly Renditions of My Friends’ Pets?
I’m Replacing All the AI-Generated Images on Happy Hagfish With My Own Terrible Artwork
There were very few but it’s the principle of the matter Continue reading I’m Replacing All the AI-Generated Images on Happy Hagfish With My Own Terrible Artwork
Churches Aren’t Built for Fat Pallbearers
I put the “fun” in “funeral” Continue reading Churches Aren’t Built for Fat Pallbearers
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