“Wuthering Heights” is an Absurdly Long Charlie XCX Music Video
I didn’t hate the movie Continue reading “Wuthering Heights” is an Absurdly Long Charlie XCX Music Video
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Sorry I Forgot to Tell You “Materialists” Was a Bad Movie
I couldn’t stop my friend from watching “Materialists” in time, but maybe I can help you. Continue reading Sorry I Forgot to Tell You “Materialists” Was a Bad Movie
“The Nutcracker Prince” Doesn’t Deserve to Become Forgotten Media
Rent it or buy it on ebay while you still can Continue reading “The Nutcracker Prince” Doesn’t Deserve to Become Forgotten Media
Why You Should Give Disney’s Live-Action “Snow White” a Chance
Sometimes the key to happiness is keeping an open mind Continue reading Why You Should Give Disney’s Live-Action “Snow White” a Chance
I Need “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice” So Here Are My Ideas for It
The next time Halloween rolls around this movie better be on everyone’s watchlist Continue reading I Need “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice” So Here Are My Ideas for It
“Junior” Should Have Won Every Oscar in 1994
“Pregnant man movie becomes new favorite” was not on my 2025 bingo card Continue reading “Junior” Should Have Won Every Oscar in 1994
How Dare “Your Monster” Leave Me Hanging Like This
I just want to see Laura and Monster go into an Ikea together. Is that too much to ask? Continue reading How Dare “Your Monster” Leave Me Hanging Like This
There Is Only One Movie And It Is “Brittany Runs a Marathon”
Brittany might inspire Bean to run a marathon, but I’ll need at least a trilogy before I consider it Continue reading There Is Only One Movie And It Is “Brittany Runs a Marathon”
“Nosferatu” is a Wonderful Christmastide Movie to Ruin Your 12th Night
If a movie takes place during Christmas then it’s a Christmas movie Continue reading “Nosferatu” is a Wonderful Christmastide Movie to Ruin Your 12th Night
My Favorite Things from 2024
These are a few of my favorite things Continue reading My Favorite Things from 2024
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