Hey Parents, Have You Tried Telling Your Annoying Kids About Krampus?
Should I give more parenting advice? Continue reading Hey Parents, Have You Tried Telling Your Annoying Kids About Krampus?
Category: Horror
Why You Should Give Disney’s Live-Action “Snow White” a Chance
Sometimes the key to happiness is keeping an open mind Continue reading Why You Should Give Disney’s Live-Action “Snow White” a Chance
“Velma Meets the Original Velma” is Worth the Sleep Loss
Nothing like a little cosmic horror before bedtime Continue reading “Velma Meets the Original Velma” is Worth the Sleep Loss
How Dare “Your Monster” Leave Me Hanging Like This
I just want to see Laura and Monster go into an Ikea together. Is that too much to ask? Continue reading How Dare “Your Monster” Leave Me Hanging Like This
“Nosferatu” is a Wonderful Christmastide Movie to Ruin Your 12th Night
If a movie takes place during Christmas then it’s a Christmas movie Continue reading “Nosferatu” is a Wonderful Christmastide Movie to Ruin Your 12th Night
My Favorite Things from 2024
These are a few of my favorite things Continue reading My Favorite Things from 2024
“Woman of the Hour” is a Terrifying (But Entertaining) Reminder of Why This Past Week Was So Hard
A great movie for a terrible time Continue reading “Woman of the Hour” is a Terrifying (But Entertaining) Reminder of Why This Past Week Was So Hard
We Deserve Another “Fifty Shades of Grey” Movie About Christian and Anastasia’s Horrible, Toxic Divorce
Bonus points if the movie has a scene where Christian’s corrupt business practices are exposed and he’s arrested for white-collar crimes. Continue reading We Deserve Another “Fifty Shades of Grey” Movie About Christian and Anastasia’s Horrible, Toxic Divorce
Netflix Canceled “Dead Boy Detectives” Because of Course It Did
Why does Netflix do this to me Continue reading Netflix Canceled “Dead Boy Detectives” Because of Course It Did
My Favorite Song is About Conjoined Twins
Feliz Día de los Muertos! Continue reading My Favorite Song is About Conjoined Twins
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