To All the Persuasions I’ve Loved Before
Oh, Persuasion, how you light up my lonely life. Continue reading To All the Persuasions I’ve Loved Before
Category: Why Are Movies Like This
I Was Wrong About Disney’s “Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 3.” Yay!
Oh, and RuPaul voices the alien mothership. This casting choice has no bearing on the plot, but I think it should further incentivize people to watch Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 3. Continue reading I Was Wrong About Disney’s “Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 3.” Yay!
Fairytale Movies to Watch Instead of the Same Disney Films (Renaissance Edition)
You can watch the same Disney Renaissance films over and over again, or you could watch something a little different and spice up your life Continue reading Fairytale Movies to Watch Instead of the Same Disney Films (Renaissance Edition)
“Meet Joe Black” is the Bloated Romantic Fantasy You Might Enjoy
The movie “Meet Joe Black” says so much without saying anything Continue reading “Meet Joe Black” is the Bloated Romantic Fantasy You Might Enjoy
Tony Stark May Not Have To Try, but You Do
What do Elizabeth Holmes and Tony Stark have in common?
Nothing. Continue reading Tony Stark May Not Have To Try, but You Do
Please Stop Expecting Anything Impressive From Me
Sorry about your expectations, bro Continue reading Please Stop Expecting Anything Impressive From Me
“Cube” is the Best Movie with the Worst Ending
I promise I love this movie Continue reading “Cube” is the Best Movie with the Worst Ending
Walt Disney Pictures Makes Bad Movies
I hate Disney live-action remakes for raising my hopes and then crushing them Continue reading Walt Disney Pictures Makes Bad Movies
5 Stupid Movies That I Love (And You Can Too!)
Do you like stupid movies? Damn it, so do I. Here are five of my favorites. Continue reading 5 Stupid Movies That I Love (And You Can Too!)
I Love the “Little House on the Prairie” Books But They Did Not Age Well
How do you react when something you love dearly ages badly? Continue reading I Love the “Little House on the Prairie” Books But They Did Not Age Well
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