“Meet Joe Black” is the Bloated Romantic Fantasy You Might Enjoy
The movie “Meet Joe Black” says so much without saying anything Continue reading “Meet Joe Black” is the Bloated Romantic Fantasy You Might Enjoy
Category: Why Are Movies Like This
Tony Stark May Not Have To Try, but You Do
What do Elizabeth Holmes and Tony Stark have in common?
Nothing. Continue reading Tony Stark May Not Have To Try, but You Do
Please Stop Expecting Anything Impressive From Me
Sorry about your expectations, bro Continue reading Please Stop Expecting Anything Impressive From Me
“Cube” is the Best Movie with the Worst Ending
I promise I love this movie Continue reading “Cube” is the Best Movie with the Worst Ending
Walt Disney Pictures Makes Bad Movies
I hate Disney live-action remakes for raising my hopes and then crushing them Continue reading Walt Disney Pictures Makes Bad Movies
5 Stupid Movies That I Love (And You Can Too!)
Do you like stupid movies? Damn it, so do I. Here are five of my favorites. Continue reading 5 Stupid Movies That I Love (And You Can Too!)
I Love the “Little House on the Prairie” Books But They Did Not Age Well
How do you react when something you love dearly ages badly? Continue reading I Love the “Little House on the Prairie” Books But They Did Not Age Well
10 Movies to Watch After Reading “Ice Planet Barbarians”
Did you read all of “Ice Planet Barbarians” and now need a movie to keep hope of a sexy blue alien alive? There may be one or two films here that you might like! Continue reading 10 Movies to Watch After Reading “Ice Planet Barbarians”
Holy Hell, I Can’t Believe “The Moon and the Sun” Film is Finally Being Released
I think “The King’s Daughter” will be a bad movie, but I’m still going to watch it Continue reading Holy Hell, I Can’t Believe “The Moon and the Sun” Film is Finally Being Released
A Blue Christmas
A little article about the holiday blues, featuring Reylo fanfiction and dramatic reactions to silly inconveniences. Continue reading A Blue Christmas
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