“Fatman” Surprised Me by Being Awesome
I’m still not a Mel Gibson fan Continue reading “Fatman” Surprised Me by Being Awesome
I’m still not a Mel Gibson fan Continue reading “Fatman” Surprised Me by Being Awesome
Movies can either be about dogs or cancer, but not both. Continue reading Dear “Caramelo”: What the Hell?
Sometimes the key to happiness is keeping an open mind Continue reading Why You Should Give Disney’s Live-Action “Snow White” a Chance
Oh no a moment of cynical superiority turned into one of sincere joy Continue reading The “X-Men” Being Part of the MCU Makes My Dislike More Complicated
“Pregnant man movie becomes new favorite” was not on my 2025 bingo card Continue reading “Junior” Should Have Won Every Oscar in 1994
There were very few but it’s the principle of the matter Continue reading I’m Replacing All the AI-Generated Images on Happy Hagfish With My Own Terrible Artwork
In a few days, I’ll be traveling to Europe to check out the various Christmas markets and maybe even visit a chocolate factory or two. When my friends suggested that this could be the beginning of my own Hallmark movie (aka something I know far too much about), I had a few ideas for what that might look like. And because I’m a hack, I had ChatGPT work with me to write out this Hallmark-style Christmas movie in which I have a romance with a very familiar-looking figure.
Note: I set the parameters for this story but have not edited it beyond changing a few names, because I want to preserve the purity of ChatGPT’s lunacy. If you want to know what changes I would make to improve this story, drop a comment below and I’ll leave a few script-doctor notes. Also, the following is not in any way an endorsement of Lindt Chocolate, which I personally refuse to buy because of their troubled history with harvesting cocoa beans.
*Mrs. Claus by Christmas*
Continue reading “Enjoy This Original Christmas Tale that is Not Self-Insert Hallmark Fanfiction”
In which I complain about an expensive night out Continue reading My “Wicked” Viewing Experience Was A Horrendible Disrespectation (AKA It Sucked Real Hard)
Not that my love ever waivered, but I appreciated the reminder. Continue reading “ZOMBIES: The Re-Animated Series” Re-Animated My Love for the Franchise