Why List 30 Things When I Could List 30 Movies That Make Me (and You) Happy?
I expect you to watch all of these on your next sick day Continue reading Why List 30 Things When I Could List 30 Movies That Make Me (and You) Happy?
Category: Anthropology
Support Your Local Newspaper and Salvage the Trashfire That Is American Democracy
It’s been a rough couple of years, people. Maybe this will help? Continue reading Support Your Local Newspaper and Salvage the Trashfire That Is American Democracy
My ~Dream~ Chocolate Bar
My dream chocolate bar is made of a magical substance that, when I take a bite, I immediately forget the humiliating thing I said or did in middle school, and I can move on with my life. Or it would be the Wonka Scrumdiddlyumptious Chocolate Bar from the 1971 movie “Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory.” It has chocolate, toffee, cookies, and peanuts, an elite … Continue reading My ~Dream~ Chocolate Bar
Silky Gem Crystal Candy is a Flop
I regret to inform you that I was influenced Continue reading Silky Gem Crystal Candy is a Flop
Rating the Free Swag I Got For My Birthday
Chipotle needs to check themselves before they wreck themselves Continue reading Rating the Free Swag I Got For My Birthday
Disney’s “Wish” Was Bad Enough to Make Me a King Magnifico Apologist
If Disney didn’t want me to write this then they shouldn’t have made King Magnifico look like Evil Captain Pike Continue reading Disney’s “Wish” Was Bad Enough to Make Me a King Magnifico Apologist
Living to Be 100 Sounds Like a Nightmare
I bet the average temperature will be 80 F all year round Continue reading Living to Be 100 Sounds Like a Nightmare
Give Us a “Starlight Express” Movie, Cowards
5 Stupid Movies That Are Not Good and Kind of Offensive But Very Entertaining
If we work hard enough, “Gnarfle the Garthok” could be part of the common vernacular Continue reading 5 Stupid Movies That Are Not Good and Kind of Offensive But Very Entertaining
No One Wants Your Grief Lasagna
Do not give overwhelmed people giant casseroles Continue reading No One Wants Your Grief Lasagna
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