“Fatman” Surprised Me by Being Awesome
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I’m still not a Mel Gibson fan Continue reading “Fatman” Surprised Me by Being Awesome
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In a few days, I’ll be traveling to Europe to check out the various Christmas markets and maybe even visit a chocolate factory or two. When my friends suggested that this could be the beginning of my own Hallmark movie (aka something I know far too much about), I had a few ideas for what that might look like. And because I’m a hack, I had ChatGPT work with me to write out this Hallmark-style Christmas movie in which I have a romance with a very familiar-looking figure.
Note: I set the parameters for this story but have not edited it beyond changing a few names, because I want to preserve the purity of ChatGPT’s lunacy. If you want to know what changes I would make to improve this story, drop a comment below and I’ll leave a few script-doctor notes. Also, the following is not in any way an endorsement of Lindt Chocolate, which I personally refuse to buy because of their troubled history with harvesting cocoa beans.
*Mrs. Claus by Christmas*
Continue reading “Enjoy This Original Christmas Tale that is Not Self-Insert Hallmark Fanfiction”
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My dream chocolate bar is made of a magical substance that, when I take a bite, I immediately forget the humiliating thing I said or did in middle school, and I can move on with my life. Or it would be the Wonka Scrumdiddlyumptious Chocolate Bar from the 1971 movie “Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory.” It has chocolate, toffee, cookies, and peanuts, an elite … Continue reading My ~Dream~ Chocolate Bar