Category: Cultural Practices
Welcome to My Favorite Day of the Year!
It’s the best day of the year Continue reading Welcome to My Favorite Day of the Year!
“Fatman” Surprised Me by Being Awesome
I’m still not a Mel Gibson fan Continue reading “Fatman” Surprised Me by Being Awesome
Hey Parents, Have You Tried Telling Your Annoying Kids About Krampus?
Should I give more parenting advice? Continue reading Hey Parents, Have You Tried Telling Your Annoying Kids About Krampus?
“The Nutcracker Prince” Doesn’t Deserve to Become Forgotten Media
Rent it or buy it on ebay while you still can Continue reading “The Nutcracker Prince” Doesn’t Deserve to Become Forgotten Media
I Love the Holidays, So Why Am I Freaking Out?
The holidays are coming whether you like them or not Continue reading I Love the Holidays, So Why Am I Freaking Out?
Please For the Love of God Stop Using the Word “Delicious” to Describe Things That Are Not Food Because It Is So Creepy
I’m just trying to look up lower back stretches on Pinterest so I can walk comfortably so why are you subjecting me to this? Continue reading Please For the Love of God Stop Using the Word “Delicious” to Describe Things That Are Not Food Because It Is So Creepy
I Swear I’m Crying Because of Allergies, Not Because It’s Mother’s Day
I’m not listening to “Baby Mine” and sobbing so stop asking Continue reading I Swear I’m Crying Because of Allergies, Not Because It’s Mother’s Day
I’m Replacing All the AI-Generated Images on Happy Hagfish With My Own Terrible Artwork
There were very few but it’s the principle of the matter Continue reading I’m Replacing All the AI-Generated Images on Happy Hagfish With My Own Terrible Artwork
Churches Aren’t Built for Fat Pallbearers
I put the “fun” in “funeral” Continue reading Churches Aren’t Built for Fat Pallbearers
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