My ~Dream~ Chocolate Bar
My dream chocolate bar is made of a magical substance that, when I take a bite, I immediately forget the humiliating thing I said or did in middle school, and I can move on with my life. Or it would be the Wonka Scrumdiddlyumptious Chocolate Bar from the 1971 movie “Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory.” It has chocolate, toffee, cookies, and peanuts, an elite … Continue reading My ~Dream~ Chocolate Bar
Silky Gem Crystal Candy is a Flop
I regret to inform you that I was influenced Continue reading Silky Gem Crystal Candy is a Flop
Rating the Free Swag I Got For My Birthday
Chipotle needs to check themselves before they wreck themselves Continue reading Rating the Free Swag I Got For My Birthday
“Remember It” Broke My Heart, So This Fan Content Is Helping Me Put It Back Together
I’m lighting candles every day, praying the new “Deadpool” movie is secretly the Rogue and Gambit love story I’ve been waiting for Continue reading “Remember It” Broke My Heart, So This Fan Content Is Helping Me Put It Back Together
Is “X-Men ’97” Really That Good?
The answer will shock you! Continue reading Is “X-Men ’97” Really That Good?
Bridgerton Season 3 Bingo
After almost two years of waiting, the third Season of Bridgerton is set to debut in May! And then again in June, because I’m guessing there is an intense cliffhanger in a few of those episodes, and Netflix wants us to prove that we really want it. (Full disclosure: I think the Bridgerton books are so-so, and the real popularity of Bridgerton stems from the … Continue reading Bridgerton Season 3 Bingo
Disney’s “Wish” Was Bad Enough to Make Me a King Magnifico Apologist
If Disney didn’t want me to write this then they shouldn’t have made King Magnifico look like Evil Captain Pike Continue reading Disney’s “Wish” Was Bad Enough to Make Me a King Magnifico Apologist
Living to Be 100 Sounds Like a Nightmare
I bet the average temperature will be 80 F all year round Continue reading Living to Be 100 Sounds Like a Nightmare
Give Us a “Starlight Express” Movie, Cowards
Thank You, Nicolas Cage
I don’t remember what happened in “Ghost Rider” and I’m fine with that Continue reading Thank You, Nicolas Cage
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