“Junior” Should Have Won Every Oscar in 1994
“Pregnant man movie becomes new favorite” was not on my 2025 bingo card Continue reading “Junior” Should Have Won Every Oscar in 1994
Should I Quit My Job to Make Ugly Renditions of My Friends’ Pets?
I don’t want to work unless it involves drawing pet photos Continue reading Should I Quit My Job to Make Ugly Renditions of My Friends’ Pets?
I’m Replacing All the AI-Generated Images on Happy Hagfish With My Own Terrible Artwork
There were very few but it’s the principle of the matter Continue reading I’m Replacing All the AI-Generated Images on Happy Hagfish With My Own Terrible Artwork
Churches Aren’t Built for Fat Pallbearers
I put the “fun” in “funeral” Continue reading Churches Aren’t Built for Fat Pallbearers
Goodbye For Now, Yaiyai
I wrote a post about losing my Yaiyai while also very sick Continue reading Goodbye For Now, Yaiyai
How Dare “Your Monster” Leave Me Hanging Like This
I just want to see Laura and Monster go into an Ikea together. Is that too much to ask? Continue reading How Dare “Your Monster” Leave Me Hanging Like This
Holidays to Observe in 2025 (And Beyond)
There Is Only One Movie And It Is “Brittany Runs a Marathon”
Brittany might inspire Bean to run a marathon, but I’ll need at least a trilogy before I consider it Continue reading There Is Only One Movie And It Is “Brittany Runs a Marathon”
5 Snacks From Amsterdam That Need to Come to the US
Food, glorious food Continue reading 5 Snacks From Amsterdam That Need to Come to the US
“Nosferatu” is a Wonderful Christmastide Movie to Ruin Your 12th Night
If a movie takes place during Christmas then it’s a Christmas movie Continue reading “Nosferatu” is a Wonderful Christmastide Movie to Ruin Your 12th Night
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